Oh hi! I’m Haydn, and I’m a total weirdo. And if you’ve found my page, chances are you’re a bit odd yourself. Which is good! I love making friends with fellow weirdies and nerds :) I hail from Austin, TX, but I recently moved home to care for my mom and doggie, who were diagnosed with aggressive forms of cancer within a few weeks of each other. Sorry for the mega downer, but some people have lots of preconceived notions about what naked ladies do in their day-to-day life, and in an attempt to dispel any assumptions, I try to be as transparent and forthcoming as possible. I’m pretty artsy fartsy, and I love making costumes. I especially enjoy dressing as characters that make people feel confusingly aroused, so gear up, buttercup!
There’s also a slim chance you remember me from my appearances on The Howard Stern Show, or from the [sticky] pages of Playboy. If not, then prepare to go down an internet rabbit hole in search of vintage Haydn goodness!
My content is mostly somewhere between Playboy and Penthouse levels of n00dity, but I occasionally get a little extra worked up, and may release something a bit naughtier.
Fair warning! I have a permanent injury in my dominant hand, and will occasionally have to use voice-to-text when responding to DMs. Please forgive any typos!! They irritate me to no end, but I simply can’t retain use of my hand if I obsessively correct them every time. I’m sorry if it makes any messages confusing, but perhaps it will provide a fun puzzle to solve while you’re trying to enjoy a good fap!
