Pay His Feet
It's the holiday time, which typically means you spend your money on gifts for your family. This year is going to be different. This year you say fuck your family and pay his feet instead. Paying his feet is way more worthwhile than picking out gifts for them. They don't even like you! I don't either, but it's way more fun when I call you pathetic. I know where you truly belong: at his feet. Kneel and open that wallet up nice and wide for HIM. ...
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