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05:10

Happy Small Dick King?! 😄

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StacySizeQueen SPH@stacysizequeen
This is an audio dick rating, however I was blown away by this guys approach. He had a positive outlook on life, and his impossible situation of having a gross small cock. All his dick pics were showing his face with a huge grin on his face LOL.

I talk about the concept of laughing/smiling in small dick pic photos and what this looks like to a woman, and whether I like it or not 😉

I talk about how I like my small dick freaks to look like in their dick pic selfies and why.

Don't worry, I still humiliated his tiny cock and told him what it looks like in detail. 😂😂😂 his cock is all I need to make me laugh!
This is an audio dick rating, however I was blown away by this guys approach. He had a positive outlook on life, and his impossible situation of having a gross small cock. All his dick pics were showing his face with a huge grin on his face LOL.

I talk about the concept of laughing/smiling in small dick pic photos and what this looks like to a woman, and whether I like it or not 😉

I talk about how I like my small dick freaks to look like in their dick pic selfies and why.

Don't worry, I still humiliated his tiny cock and told him what it looks like in detail. 😂😂😂 his cock is all I need to make me laugh!
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Monstrosity Micro Cock Rating

In this sexy voice audio, we have a true dick monstrosity. It's one of the worst of the worst. A real eye opener, like in a horror film. This "man" had been described by other women as a "babydick" and that even that was an insult to babies. I give him a thorough, honest, cock rating. Oh yeah, he also likes to wear Disney panties. If you can relate to any of this, listen to this audio and fear my dickrate 😉

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05:03

Micro Cock Audio Rating 😫

Initially I was confused by the first dick pic he sent me, which is never a good start is it? You don't want the dick pic recipient to be confused about what she's looking at 😂 Cor, and you better believe it gets worse from then on. But at least you have my sexy British accent to comfort you while I savagely slate micro cocks, just like yours, just like his. You're all the same cock scum 😂

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04:46

Fat and Small Dick Rating 😂

You have one of those dicks with a big fat stupid looking head? LOL. This rating is for you! His foreskin also got humiliated, as well as its size. What a terrible shame (for him) 😂 I talk about how a typical women will treat and react to this kinda dick, and what she's definitely thinking as soon as she sees it 😝 In my typical style of mean and humiliating, because that's all your small cocks brings out in me darlin!

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05:34

4 Inch Micro Penis Audio Rating

Initially I was confused by the first dick pic he sent me, which is never a good start is it? You don't want the dick pic recipient to be confused about what she's looking at 😂 Cor, and you better believe it gets worse from then on. But at least you have my sexy British accent to comfort you while I savagely slate micro cocks, just like yours, just like his. You're all the same cock scum 😂

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03:10

Humiliating Skinny Dick Rating Audio

Got the cock length but no width? Lol, this dick rating is for you. Eurgh! Totally lacking in strong dick energy 😂 Come and find out why women hate skinny dicks and why it is so off putting to hot women.

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02:48

Humiliating Balls Rating Audio

I make fun of his gross balls and cock, but mainly his balls! I explain how bad his balls look, how laughable their size, and their shape is. I explain how his nuts look to me LOL and humiliate him completely down there 😄 ewwww you boys are gross! I finish with some ballbusting cbt talk 😘

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04:29

Intensely Humiliating Micro Penis Rate

Here I did an intensely humiliating audio rating for a guy with a 4″ micro cock. Obviously I rip it to shreds and get into very specific details about why it sucks so bad, and of course making lots of hilariously accurate analogies along the way. I was instantly sickened by penis and I can’t believe he actually refers to it as his “dick”. I was laughing, but also, disgusted. LOL In this audio I’m funny, but also, very, very mean 🤮😂

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03:49

Cumshot Rating Humiliation SPH

Something a little different here: A hilarious audio cumshot rating for a tiny dick boi who only lasted 20 seconds LOL. Sometimes I think, well aren’t I just funny as heck? Oh the cleverness of me! Such the cruel wordsmith, and my delivery.. Oh boy! All in all, I DEMOLISH his weak attempt at masturbation and describe exactly why him fapping his shitdick makes me feel sick 🤮

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03:59

Generic Small Penis SPH Rating

This was a custom audio dick rate for someone, however it really turned out as SPH audio that is applicable to a lot of small cocked losers. (With a touch of ballbusting in it too). If you have a cock that looks like one of those tiny incy wincy little bananas, then this rating is for you. I’m talking about those cursed guys out there that have approx 4 inches of dick-meat. All this fact-based mockery is made just for you! Enjoy my sexy British accent as I set the record straight about how bad small dicks are. Come see it from my perspective LOL.

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02:27

Tiny Dick Castratrix Fantasy Audio

Custom audio clip for a tiny dick guy with a castrati0n / castratrix fetish. I use my sexy British voice to threaten him, explain exactly what I’d do to him and how much I’d love it. There are some slight ballbusting undertones as well, but it’s primarily a small penis castratrix audio clip that will give you the tingles if you’re into it 😉 enjoy!

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04:28

3 Inch Cock Audio Rating

Another fine audio dick rate for a guy with an ugly, tiny, dick. Measuring in at 3 measly inches! It’s definitely one of the worst dicks I’ve ever seen, and useless too. I also rate and humiliate his testicles LOL. Why do I do it to myself? Honestly I consider it my civic duty to put you dicklet untouchables in your place and give you life advice. It’s important that you don’t get ideas above your station. You’re welcome, women of the world! Hear my sexy British accent absolutely humiliate the fuck out his worthless cock.