Welcome, my pathetic little virgin. You've come to me, desperate for attention, but you should've known better than to bring your tiny, insignificant excuse for a penis into my grand presence. I'm about to take you on a journey of self-discovery, where you'll learn just how laughable and inadequate you truly are. So sit back, or should I say, sit down on that minuscule member of yours, and listen closely to my every word.
Welcome, my pathetic little virgin. You've come to me, desperate for attention, but you should've known better than to bring your tiny, insignificant excuse for a penis into my grand presence. I'm about to take you on a journey of self-discovery, where you'll learn just how laughable and inadequate you truly are. So sit back, or should I say, sit down on that minuscule member of yours, and listen closely to my every word.