A parasite is someone who subsists on another living being’s life and resources. It is the most common lifestyle in the animal kingdom and therefore the most successful one. It is no wonder that humans - the rulers of the animal kingdom occasionally produce a parasite amongst their kin. I was put on this earth to take, consume, absorb, and drain. What an honor it is to be the most royal of life forms! I promise to do my duty and take from you as nature intended.~ Won’t you help me grow and prosper? <3