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Swirly Willy
“Oh, Harper… you really want me to take you back to your little swirly era, don’t you?”
“Tell me—when they grabbed you that first time, did you make that tiny squeak you’ve been trying to forget?
Or did you just dangle there, kicking like you knew exactly what was coming?”
“And after they dunked you—did you try to pretend you were fine?
Walking around dripping toilet water like a soggy little trophy?”
“Which part humiliated you more, hmm?
The moment you saw your reflection in that toilet bowl…
or the long, pathetic walk back to class with your hair still dripping?”
“Come on.
Tell me every embarrassing detail.
I want to hear how my little swirly-survivor crawled his way through middle school.”
“Tell me—when they grabbed you that first time, did you make that tiny squeak you’ve been trying to forget?
Or did you just dangle there, kicking like you knew exactly what was coming?”
“And after they dunked you—did you try to pretend you were fine?
Walking around dripping toilet water like a soggy little trophy?”
“Which part humiliated you more, hmm?
The moment you saw your reflection in that toilet bowl…
or the long, pathetic walk back to class with your hair still dripping?”
“Come on.
Tell me every embarrassing detail.
I want to hear how my little swirly-survivor crawled his way through middle school.”
“Oh, Harper… you really want me to take you back to your little swirly era, don’t you?”
“Tell me—when they grabbed you that first time, did you make that tiny squeak you’ve been trying to forget?
Or did you just dangle there, kicking like you knew exactly what was coming?”
“And after they dunked you—did you try to pretend you were fine?
Walking around dripping toilet water like a soggy little trophy?”
“Which part humiliated you more, hmm?
The moment you saw your reflection in that toilet bowl…
or the long, pathetic walk back to class with your hair still dripping?”
“Come on.
Tell me every embarrassing detail.
I want to hear how my little swirly-survivor crawled his way through middle school.”
“Tell me—when they grabbed you that first time, did you make that tiny squeak you’ve been trying to forget?
Or did you just dangle there, kicking like you knew exactly what was coming?”
“And after they dunked you—did you try to pretend you were fine?
Walking around dripping toilet water like a soggy little trophy?”
“Which part humiliated you more, hmm?
The moment you saw your reflection in that toilet bowl…
or the long, pathetic walk back to class with your hair still dripping?”
“Come on.
Tell me every embarrassing detail.
I want to hear how my little swirly-survivor crawled his way through middle school.”
