Hello, eager student.

Class is in session, and I’m the only teacher you’ll ever need. In my classroom, obedience is rewarded, and generosity is expected. If you want my attention, you’ll have to prove your devotion—starting with your wallet. Spoil me, tribute me, and maybe I’ll let you stay after class for a very special lesson.

Remember: Good students pay. Naughty students pay even more. Are you ready to show your worth and earn your place at my feet?

Your strict (and expensive) teacher,

Mrs. Discipline