Your Dick is Laughable POV
Oh no. I was wrong about you. When we met, I was interested in your expensive watch and your job title. I assumed men needed to have big dicks to have the confidence to get rich. I was so wrong! Your little dick is comically small! I didn’t expect it to be big, but at least average. I’m shocked you even took me home. If I had a dick that small, I’d live in fear of anyone ever seeing it. How does it even function? I’d feel bad about laughing, but I’m sure you get this reaction a lot....
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