“Total Loser Ripoff” [RIPOFF]
So you actually like getting ripped off, don’t you? That’s the part that gets me. Most people would be pissed if they paid for something and barely got anything in return, but you? You’re sitting there getting turned on by it. That’s how much of a loser you are. I even distort the video so you can’t get a clear look at me, turn the audio way down low, and you still can’t look away. You’ll take whatever scraps I give you because deep down you know this is exactly what you deserve.
And it only gets worse for you. Not long after we start, I’m gone completely. You can’t even see me anymore. All you get is my voice tearing into you, reminding you how pathetic it is that you’re still sitting there, still watching, still hoping for more when you already know you’re not getting it. No view, no payoff, nothing. Just you being ripped off while I laugh at how perfectly it suits a total loser like you....