“Middle Finger Moron Malfunction” [MIDDLE FINGER]
Wow… look at you. All worked up over something as stupid as my middle finger. I hold it up right in front of you and just start laughing because honestly it’s so on brand for you. Normal guys get turned on by normal things, but not you. Nope. You’re the kind of pathetic little moron who gets weak just from being flipped off. I mock you relentlessly, wiggling my middle fingers in your face and reminding you how embarrassing it is that this is what does it for you.
I keep taunting you the whole time, rubbing it in how predictable you are. All it takes is these two middle fingers and your brain completely malfunctions. I flip you off again and again, laughing at how desperate you must look on the other side of the screen, completely owned by something so simple. You’re such a loser for this, and deep down you know it… but that’s exactly why you can’t stop watching....
I keep taunting you the whole time, rubbing it in how predictable you are. All it takes is these two middle fingers and your brain completely malfunctions. I flip you off again and again, laughing at how desperate you must look on the other side of the screen, completely owned by something so simple. You’re such a loser for this, and deep down you know it… but that’s exactly why you can’t stop watching....
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