I’m your favorite contradiction—playful yet strict, nurturing yet merciless, a high-class Asian lawyer. I believe that all men have a purpose: to serve, to worship, to obey. If you disrespect my court, you’ll find out just how cold and unforgiving I can be.

So, tell me, are you worthy of standing before me? Present your case. But be warned: weak arguments and empty words will be dismissed  immediately.