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$5
I'm just really fucking mean to you for five minutes. Perfect for the virgin, pussy-free beta losers.
Don't make promises your wallet can't keep. Come into my office, it's time we sorted your repayments.
Listen up, wallet, I deserve your money and your obedience. Consider this your morning prayer. Now repeat after me: 'I serve goddess Lexxi'
So I'll give you a punishment fitting for a dirty little piggy