Hand Humping Virgin Loser
[This was originally filmed for spooky season. There are some references to it, but it doesn't make or break the clip.] You are hopelessly unfuckable. It's especially ironic right now, considering just how badly you want to be fucked. You need to get laid. You're so sexually frustrated. Pumping for hours does nothing to scratch the itch; you just get hornier and hornier. There's nothing you can do to attain any sort of relief. Losers like you simply don't get pussy. Even a 5 minute quickie would suffice, but you can't even get that. Keep stroking because this is literally the only option for hand humping virgin losers....
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