CEI Pi Day Ass Worship: EAT YOUR 3.14 Inches of Shame
POV: You’re in detention on March 14th and your math teacher is CRUEL 😈
Happy Pi Day, shrimp dick. Did you know that 3.14 inches is the exact measurement of your fully erect disappointment? That’s not a cock, that’s a decimal And today we’re calculating exactly how many of your tiny pay clittys fit in my perfect ass circumference
Spoiler: It’s more than 13 of you to match one of my cheeks. Watch me hover this plaid skirt over your face, hair in double ponytails, while drain you.
You’re going to squeeze out that pathetic 0.5ml load with two fingers max 🤏💧 Then get on your knees and eat your cream pie while you stare at what you’ll never fuck Say it: "Thank you Goddess Devon for letting me eat my 3.14 inch disappointment"
That’s right, decimal dick… you failed math, failed manhood, and now you’re recycling your own mess like a good little calculator cleaner. Now don't be a complete failure & send $314 for Pi Day detention 😈...
Happy Pi Day, shrimp dick. Did you know that 3.14 inches is the exact measurement of your fully erect disappointment? That’s not a cock, that’s a decimal And today we’re calculating exactly how many of your tiny pay clittys fit in my perfect ass circumference
Spoiler: It’s more than 13 of you to match one of my cheeks. Watch me hover this plaid skirt over your face, hair in double ponytails, while drain you.
You’re going to squeeze out that pathetic 0.5ml load with two fingers max 🤏💧 Then get on your knees and eat your cream pie while you stare at what you’ll never fuck Say it: "Thank you Goddess Devon for letting me eat my 3.14 inch disappointment"
That’s right, decimal dick… you failed math, failed manhood, and now you’re recycling your own mess like a good little calculator cleaner. Now don't be a complete failure & send $314 for Pi Day detention 😈...
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