Tiny Valentine
Hi there, little loser… ♡ Happy Valentine’s Day!
Aww, look at you — all alone again on the most romantic day of the year. No date? No flowers? No one sending you nudes? What a Shocker. I know exactly why. It’s because of that pathetic little thing dangling between your legs.
I mean, really? You thought some girl would want that on Valentine’s? You’d need a magnifying glass and a search party just to find it!
While real men are out there stretching pussies, making girls scream, buying champagne, and getting their big, thick juicy cocks worshipped… you’re here, stroking your sad little button to a Goddess who wouldn’t let you near her with a ten-foot pole.
But not to worry because you are exactly where you are meant to be this Valentine’s Day and you wont ever forget this one with me!
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Aww, look at you — all alone again on the most romantic day of the year. No date? No flowers? No one sending you nudes? What a Shocker. I know exactly why. It’s because of that pathetic little thing dangling between your legs.
I mean, really? You thought some girl would want that on Valentine’s? You’d need a magnifying glass and a search party just to find it!
While real men are out there stretching pussies, making girls scream, buying champagne, and getting their big, thick juicy cocks worshipped… you’re here, stroking your sad little button to a Goddess who wouldn’t let you near her with a ten-foot pole.
But not to worry because you are exactly where you are meant to be this Valentine’s Day and you wont ever forget this one with me!
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