$10
16:48
Shrimp Dick Rating: I Laugh at Your Worthless Cock
You sent me a picture. I looked at it. I laughed. Then I laughed harder. Then I recorded this video so I could laugh at you forever.
In this **** 10-minute SPH rating, I'm dissecting your pathetic little shrimp. The size. The shape. The desperation in the way you took the photo. I'm comparing it to objects. To my fingers. To my heels. To things that matter more than your useless cock ever will.
You're small. You're embarrassing. You're never going to please anyone with that. But you know what you can do? Send. Send while I mock you. Send while I laugh. Send while I remind you that my feet are bigger than your manhood and my bank account is bigger than your future.
This is the rating you deserve. ****. Honest. Expensive. Press play, shrimp. 👸🏼🫰🏻💸
In this **** 10-minute SPH rating, I'm dissecting your pathetic little shrimp. The size. The shape. The desperation in the way you took the photo. I'm comparing it to objects. To my fingers. To my heels. To things that matter more than your useless cock ever will.
You're small. You're embarrassing. You're never going to please anyone with that. But you know what you can do? Send. Send while I mock you. Send while I laugh. Send while I remind you that my feet are bigger than your manhood and my bank account is bigger than your future.
This is the rating you deserve. ****. Honest. Expensive. Press play, shrimp. 👸🏼🫰🏻💸
You sent me a picture. I looked at it. I laughed. Then I laughed harder. Then I recorded this video so I could laugh at you forever.
In this **** 10-minute SPH rating, I'm dissecting your pathetic little shrimp. The size. The shape. The desperation in the way you took the photo. I'm comparing it to objects. To my fingers. To my heels. To things that matter more than your useless cock ever will.
You're small. You're embarrassing. You're never going to please anyone with that. But you know what you can do? Send. Send while I mock you. Send while I laugh. Send while I remind you that my feet are bigger than your manhood and my bank account is bigger than your future.
This is the rating you deserve. ****. Honest. Expensive. Press play, shrimp. 👸🏼🫰🏻💸
In this **** 10-minute SPH rating, I'm dissecting your pathetic little shrimp. The size. The shape. The desperation in the way you took the photo. I'm comparing it to objects. To my fingers. To my heels. To things that matter more than your useless cock ever will.
You're small. You're embarrassing. You're never going to please anyone with that. But you know what you can do? Send. Send while I mock you. Send while I laugh. Send while I remind you that my feet are bigger than your manhood and my bank account is bigger than your future.
This is the rating you deserve. ****. Honest. Expensive. Press play, shrimp. 👸🏼🫰🏻💸
