MEASURE YOUR TINY CLIT AND CRY A RIVER - SPH
Hahaha! What does it say? Two inches? One and a half? Oh my fucking God, it's even smaller than I imagined! Look at that sad little pink nub twitching in your hand. It's not a dick, loser – it's a clit. A micro-clit on a grown-ass man who can't even fill a shot glass. I bet real men laugh at you in the locker room. Hell, I've seen bigger worms in my garden after it rains. And those balls? Shriveled little peas hiding under that foreskin tent. Pathetic.
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