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Dr. Lovejoy Deepens Your Self Loathing For 2026

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It’s your favorite New Year audio ritual. This is the 10 year edition!
2026 is here the year I deepen your self-loathing like never before.
Get comfortable, relax, and let my words sink in. You already hate yourself, but I’m going to make you hate yourself even more.
You can’t stand your reflection, your voice, your presence. You’re dull, pathetic, unworthy a total loser. No one wants you; you wouldn’t even want yourself.
You jerk off alone because that’s all you deserve.
My voice intensifies it all, pushing your self-hatred deeper every day of these next 365 days.
Welcome to 2026: the year of profound, unrelenting self-loathing.
It’s your favorite New Year audio ritual. This is the 10 year edition!
2026 is here the year I deepen your self-loathing like never before.
Get comfortable, relax, and let my words sink in. You already hate yourself, but I’m going to make you hate yourself even more.
You can’t stand your reflection, your voice, your presence. You’re dull, pathetic, unworthy a total loser. No one wants you; you wouldn’t even want yourself.
You jerk off alone because that’s all you deserve.
My voice intensifies it all, pushing your self-hatred deeper every day of these next 365 days.
Welcome to 2026: the year of profound, unrelenting self-loathing.
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05:01

Increase Your Masturbation Obsession In 2026

It’s the annual time of year where I re-plant the seeds for a fresh new year of masturbation obsession. For 2026 we were going to take your masturbation obsession to a deeper level. By now you’ve found all the clever new places and ways to masturbate enabling more time to stroke and stroke and stroke away. I’m going to take you into a deep stratosphere of stroking. It’s time to go deeper and feel like more of a loser with a masturbation obsession. The more you listen to this session the more you’ll be programmed to accelerate your masturbation obsession in 2026.

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06:16

Your Dr. Lovejoy Encourages More Masturbation.

Stroke and listen as I tell you about your masturbation habits. I've been tracking them. I've been going over everything you've been sending me recently. And you have been doing really well. You've been masturbating a lot. A lot. You're doing a lot more than last year at the same time. So that's really great progression, although it's not enough. I want to encourage you to masturbate more.

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05:30

Chronic Beta Obsession JOI.

You're addicted to jerking off to hot Dommes telling you you're a beta. My seductive voice and intense humiliation guide you in this JOI. Every single day you want to hear it like a mantra. Beta bitch, beta boy, beta bitch forever, beta bitch for life, a total beta. That's all you're ever gonna be. You love it. You're obsessed with it. Jerk your cock until you cum hard accepting that you're a chronic beta bitch forever.

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05:31

The Meaner The Bossy Woman, The Harder The Orgasm.

You’re going to jerk and cum hard as I tell you about all the cruel women from your past that got you hooked on them being bossy to you. All those women that were so evil and cruel to you.The ones that teased and tormented you and got you hard. That's why you jerk off to mean women. That's why you can't stop. That's why you love being treated like a beta cuck. You love being bossed around and told what to do.

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05:22

Mean Mommy Dommes Take All Your Money.

Mean mommy Dommes like me draining your wallet dry, and you beg for more. You crave the vicious humiliation, yanked back to that small, unloved spot where you pleaded for love and got denied. No mommy's warmth for you, bitch boy. Useless beta flop, forever failing to please. So we exploit you, funneling your fortune to stunning, savage mommy Dommes who'll never approve your pathetic pleas. Zero love. Your real mommy clocked your screw ups and we amplify them, crueler still.

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05:08

You Love Mean Women Humiliating Your Stinky Sock Dependency .

Listen and stroke your dirty sock loving cock. You're addicted to femdom stinky socks and it's nasty, i’m going to get more addicted. The meaner the bitch, the more you want to just huff that sock you loser pervert. You love spending money on mean girls dirty socks. The meaner she is makes them smell so much better, doesn't it? Sniffing the sock of the hottest women who would never fuck you. Jerk away listening to my hot voice reaffirming what a stinky sock sniffer you are.

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05:22

More Porn, More Masturbation Encouragement.

I’m going to encourage you to watch more porn and to masturbate more. I want you to masturbate more. You love to masturbate. Masturbating feels so right. Masturbate more, watch more porn. Just to be encouraged, to be told it's okay, to be reminded it's all right. In fact, you're not doing it enough. Get more dedicated, spend more time wanting to masturbate, wanting to stroke your cock to more porn. Go deep and begin now.

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05:39

Cock Makes You Cum Quick.

I want to talk to you about how you react to cock. I know you masturbate to a lot of cock. I know you love to look at a lot of porn and see cocks. And I know what it does to you. I know how it makes you cum so fast. Oh yeah, you're such a quick cummer when it comes to cock. Let's prove my point. Here's what I want you to do. Pull up some of your favorite porn with some of the cocks that you love to look at. Don't be embarrassed. Don't act like I don't know. Of course, I know. I know all the things you masturbate to. So go ahead, pull up those big cocks. Of course, I know they're big. They're all big. I know exactly what you look at. Now you can take your own out. I know you want to stroke it. But here's the thing. I know what happens when you start to look at all those dicks.

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Intense Pussy Free Mind Fuck Meditation

Surrender to the Intense Pussy Free Mind Fuck Meditation. A deep brain melting audio with guided relaxation music that deeply mind fucks betas and simps, mocking their inadequate cocks and pathetic sex lives. Losers don’t deserve pussy, pussy free is your freedom.

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05:22

Goon Brained Loser Mind Fuck.

Goon hard as I talk to you about how much of a goon brain loser you are. Your brain is fucking mush. Goon mush. Your brain is so spun out and gooned for porn. I'm going to make you even more of a goon brain loser. You're going to be spending all your free time gooning away to porn, looking at all that porn, looking at all those Dommes. Goon, goon, goon, goon. You hard already? Of course you are. You were triggered the second you heard my voice, gooner, because your brain is fucking goon-brained. You're programmed. You're so mind-fucked.

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04:46

Mean Mommy Dommes Make You Premature Ejaculate.

I’d like to address a sensitive issue with you, one I know you’d prefer to sidestep, but it’s clear what we’re dealing with: your struggle with premature ejaculation. It’s a challenge that cuts things short, leaving you feeling exposed and inadequate. Picture this—a stern, commanding figure, perhaps a "mean mommy Domme," steps in with her sharp words and high expectations. Within moments, before you can even steady yourself, it’s over, and you’re left grappling with the wet spot. You can’t help it, the mean mommy Dommes have a control over you that will never go away.