You thought you could have a girlfriend and still keep a life that didn’t belong to her.

Cute.

I’m not soft. I’m not fair. I’m the toxic girlfriend who wants all of you — your attention, your time, your thoughts, your devotion, and your wallet. I take what I want and I enjoy watching you hand it over.

I’ll give you just enough affection to keep you addicted, then pull it away and let the silence do the rest. I’ll tease you, control you, and slowly rewire the way you think until the only person you want to obey is me. I turn weaknesses into full-blown obsession and I don’t pretend this is equal.

Stop lurking and come closer. As a subscriber you get reduced messaging and 10% off my entire clip store. That’s not generosity. That’s me making it easier for the ones who actually stay useful.

Why talk to other women when your girlfriend is already living in your head? Why spend your money anywhere else when you could be funding the woman who treats your bank account like it belongs to her?

I’m not your sweet little obsession. I’m the one who gets off on how easy you are to read and how little it takes to keep you circling. I don’t share what belongs to me.

Come prove you’re still worth keeping around.