I Can’t Stop Laughing At Your Tiny Cock
I make you hold it between two fingers. I make you look at it. I score you point by point until every drop of your ego drains away.
And instead of being ashamed, you’re getting hard. You’re turned on by how genuinely entertained I am and how easy you are to reduce. Because even at your hardest, your shrimp still looks as small.
And the funniest part is, my laughter is the MOST attention your cock will ever receive, but you wouldn’t have it any other way.
Are you curious how I’m going to score your length, your girth, your usefulness?
Press play and let Me measure you....







