🥋 They asked: ‘Do you even lift, bro?’ So I showed them how judokas lift... then threw them onto the mats 😈

Judo is all about the gentle way... and tonight is training night, where I get to practice the gentle art of sweeping people off their feet, and then throwing people onto the mats.
The subtle seduction of taking someone's breath away, as I lure them into a triangle **** 😈.

I know you want to join my class.
You’re just not ready yet. You're nowhere near my level 😌.

So listen closely, train properly, and maybe, just maybe, you'll earn your way up.

Respect your sensei, student! 🥋