Ah. Another disappointment on my examination table. Let’s see what we’re working with… Oh. Oh dear.
Patient exhibits severe micro-tendencies – shriveled at room temperature, negligible vascularity. Even my littlest finger puts this… thing… to shame.
Administering standard arousal protocol… Playing my premium content… Describing my last date with an actual man… Nothing? sigh Just as I suspected: complete erectile irrelevance.
Ah. Another disappointment on my examination table. Let’s see what we’re working with… Oh. Oh dear.
Patient exhibits severe micro-tendencies – shriveled at room temperature, negligible vascularity. Even my littlest finger puts this… thing… to shame.
Administering standard arousal protocol… Playing my premium content… Describing my last date with an actual man… Nothing? sigh Just as I suspected: complete erectile irrelevance.