Dear pay pig, I made my Christmas list and you're on it, as the one paying for everything. Listen to me lounge in a Santa hat with my mug of cocoa and calmly tell you what's coming: every card in your wallet until there's nothing left on them, your gift cards, the bonus you were so proud of, and every item on my wish lists. You'll keep stroking while you send, because looking at me is worth more than anything you were planning to buy for yourself. New year, empty account, and you'll be thanking me for it. Twelve minutes of holiday financial domination.
🖤 Mistress Mercy Rage 🖤 Do you deserve my Mercy… or my Rage?
Dear pay pig, I made my Christmas list and you're on it, as the one paying for everything. Listen to me lounge in a Santa hat with my mug of cocoa and calmly tell you what's coming: every card in your wallet until there's nothing left on them, your gift cards, the bonus you were so proud of, and every item on my wish lists. You'll keep stroking while you send, because looking at me is worth more than anything you were planning to buy for yourself. New year, empty account, and you'll be thanking me for it. Twelve minutes of holiday financial domination.