Loser distracted by Feet
Thank you for coming to my office after work hours, I know it's a little unorthodox to have meetings post regular work hours but to be honest, this is for your sake not mine. I have something rather embarrassing to discuss with you, your productivity and work has fallen significantly, I find errors constantly in the work you submit to me. I started paying attention to you in the office, I wanted to get down to the bottom of what has clearly started to be a distraction for you, you used to work remotely but now that you've been ordered back to the office your work has declined noticeably. Through my observations I noticed the way you kept a very close eye on all the women's comings and goings. Specifically, their feet. Anytime one of the girls was standing at the water cooler your eyes were glued at her highly arched feet in her expensive high heels, or if a lady was dangling her pump from her tippy toes in the office you would be all but enchanted by it completely Enchanted by the dangling and slapping of her heel to her sole, now that I've gotten to the bottom of the problem I can use it to my benefit, you're already on your knees where you belong now let's give you the motivation you need to get those numbers up, you can be my new foot bitch, you will clear out your desk and begin residing underneath mine you will cater to all of the needs that my feet may have while also handling your day-to-day job here in the office, you will be rewarded for a job well done by being allowed to worship my feet, my pantyhose, my long gorgeous toes, my high heels and sometimes even my socks and sneakers if I'm fresh from the gym....
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