I’m the Goddess you’ve always wanted to worship. So worship me and make your offerings because you were made to prove your loyalty and worth with your money.

I’m the goth witch bitchy brat you’ve always wanted in a girlfriend. So spoil me rotten and make me feel like the center of your universe.

I’m the woman you’ve always wanted to submit to. So get on your knees, swipe that credit card, and know that you’re happier this way.